I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
