Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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