I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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