My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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