Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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