Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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