Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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