I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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