Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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