Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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