Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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