after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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