Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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