: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
