I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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