he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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