come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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