what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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