Its about making memories worth repressing
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we're making bets on your personal life
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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