fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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