PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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