Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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