It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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