I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Randomize
