I cockslap morals
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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