You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think pants incapable of making pants work
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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