Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
