Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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