She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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