Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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