i don't like sucking hair
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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