Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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