whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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