she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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