Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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