I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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