Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
