My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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