just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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