Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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