Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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