im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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