I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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