Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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