WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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