So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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