Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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