I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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