I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
