did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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